Raised by The Buddha himself, Hal Nokumora has spent his life developing an amazing sense of accomplishment.

Having successfully completed three divorces, Hal has the unusual ability to relate to the lonely, the longing, the trapped, and the rejected. It is this experience that has motivated him to pursue a spirit of integrity and perseverence, promoting a "back to the old grind" attitude in the work place.

At the eager young age of 16, Hal graduated from the all boys middle school, St. Martha Mary Teresa's School of the Assumption of the Virgin's Immaculate Conception. He then courageously embarked head-long into the full-time work place as a sign holder and mascot for Mr. Picknelli's Sandwhich Shop, until the popular restaurant chain was bought out by Generic Incorporated, ten years later. Hal has since worked at Generic, Inc and is currently a consumer productions optimization compensator for quality process engineering acountability.

Hal has received many awards and recognition for his efforts, including:

• Certificate of Bathroom Maintenance Completion Checklist (Weekly, from August '94 to February '98)

• Peer Kudos Award, 2005, for consistent refilling of coffee pot after use

• "Most Like Phoebe," from the MySpace "Which Friends Character are You?" quiz

• Certificate of Training Completion for Fire Safety, presented by Spot the Fire Dog

• Certified Honorary Astronaut, NASA Special Friends Space Camp '88

• Honorable Mention, "Grand Supreme Little Darling" baby fashion show, '78

If elected president, Hal promises to end street fighting, street racing (except in cool movies), crooked sports referees, body odor, petty crimes (except those committed by adorable homeless children just trying to eat), and old ladies who wear bright purple eye shadow. Hal recognizes these goals are lofty, but is a firm believer in believing in the belief that anything is possible, if you just believe in it.